Cap‘n James ‘Gilmour the Grisly‘ Dominy
and his Pyrate Queen
Amanda ‘Sabrina, Siren of the Seas‘ Gillespie
Command ye t‘ splice the mainbrace
in an evening o‘ merriment and feasting
in celebration of nuptial bargains struck.
Casting off from Quay Five o‘ the
V&A Waterfront, Cape o‘ Good Hope
One Quarter Hour past Two Bells
in the First Dog Watch
(or 17h15 for the landlubbers amongst ye)
on the 16th day o‘ September
Ye be commanded to dress in ye best
Pyratical finery, be ye brash buccaneer,
corrupt commodore, conniving cabin boy,
or tempestuous tavern tart.
Know ye all that appropriate dress is
Cap‘ns orders and required for passage.
Poncy besuited landlubbers will be
tarred and feathered.
Aye or Nay?
By 30th June 2011