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Jack Sparrow (featuring Michael Bolton)
(Due diligence and full disclosure): So The Lonely Island is not known for being “safe for work” – this one is relatively mild, but there is some strong language in this, and Michael in a leapard print dress (WTF?) comes as a bit of a shock.
Still, its funny and we agree with Michael’s feelings about Jack Sparrow.
Enjoy:
Bolton looks better these days with short hair.
Although he looks like he’s blind in the club with his sunglasses on
michael bolton looks like sarah jessica parker when he puts blond wig on…. not sure he is better with short hair, has he been invited to the wedding………
You’re right! SJP, you have competition!
And no, much as we would love to have Michael Bolton singing at our wedding, we regret there just isn’t space ;)
moreover has jack sparrow been invited? happy to do so
I think you should totally invite him! Doctors Orders(TM) ;)